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82ndAirborneDad
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 Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 8:37 pm Post subject: President Bush May Send Marines To Assist France |
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French Riots
President Bush May Send Marines To Assist France
President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle plan to pull France's ass out of the fire again. With France facing an apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers, Mr. Bush doubts France's ability to hold off the little pissants. "Hell, if the last two world wars are any indication, I would expect France's military to surrender to the teens any day now", said Bush.
C.I.A. Intelligence sources and satellite photos concurred with the grim assessment and potential collapse of French government.
Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be necessary to send up to FIVE Marines to get things under control. The general admitted that 5 Marines may be overkill but he wanted to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. He stated he was having a hard time finding even one Marine willing to help those ungrateful bastards out for a third time but thought that he could persuade a few women Marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave.
President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our Marines out of there as soon as possible after order was restored. One Marine helicopter has already been fueled, armed, and set aside for this operation. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure the Marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them, as the less they stand out, the better.
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| Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 11:11 pm Post subject: |
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LMAO!! I just love that one... The best part is... It is all true!!! 
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| Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 3:32 am Post subject: |
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I got that in an email actually a few of them today. I was going to come in and post it but you beat me to it Neal. that is one of the funniest things I have read yet.
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I thought it was great too!!
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